These are the days of doom.
Specifically, Doom 3.
But cast your mind back to the days when you played the first game in the series. Did you ever wonder if the experience could have been improved with more words? Someone wondered that and wrote a comic based on the game.
So what deep thoughts were going through your avatar’s head as he took on the demonic hordes of hell? An excerpt:
Who’s a man and a half? I’m a man and a half! Berserker packin’ man and a half! There’s nothing wrong with you I can’t fix … with my hands! Dynamite! I’m cookin’ with gas! I’ve gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! Yeah, that’s your spinal cord, baby! Dig it! Who’s the man? I’m the man! I’m a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I’m a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness! Don’t need a gun … guns are for wusses!
It gets worse. How worse? Real worse. It’s a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.
(Link obtained from memepool.)
