There’s a category of action figures that goes under the moniker of “designer toys.” Hideously expensive, they are a triumph of marketing and hype over value and merit. I’m especially unimpressed whenever they’re lauded as representations of style and urban cool.
You want style and urban cool? Check out the Xevoz Sky Grinder. The figure itself has so much urban cool oozing out of its wazoo that you really have to wonder about the size of the wazoo. And that’s not even factoring in the mind-blowingly cool accessories. Fully tricked out, the dude’s a sky-surfing, jetpack-packing, missile-firing swordsman.
With spiky fluoroscent pink hair.
Top that, monkey boy.
