Quotes (1, 2) from the Baldur’s Gate series. (There are spoilers so be sure to cover your eyes when you read them. Or something.)
Unsurprisingly, the best lines come from Minsc. It’s not just the words; it’s the delivery as well. But don’t just take my word for it. Sorcerer’s Place has a zipped file with 43 non-spoiler Minsc WAV files so download away and judge for yourself.
And when you’re done listening to those, be sure to check out the Xzar, Tiax and Lilacor’s voicesets as well.
“Great fun! Heh heh! Right, Boo? *squeak*”