Apparently, God doesn’t want me to watch Manchester United lose in the Premiership.
At least, that’s my impression after learning why my satellite decoder was non-functional on the day of the Chelsea-United match. Would you believe our satellite dish had been struck by lightning? What were the odds of this happening, I wonder?
I suppose I should count myself lucky the damage was restricted to the receiver on the dish. If the decoder set had been damaged as well, the repair bill would have been double what it was. (RM180, fact fans.)
