In a world …
Much like our own …
There was once a …
Rent boy …
“Do you have any STDs?”
“Uh, no.”
“Don’t worry. I have them all. Ahahahahahaha!”
Then one magical night …
He was transformed …
“I’m straight …”
“Mrs. Bukowski’s undressing her 80-year-old self by the window and Mr. Happy’s getting happy … I’m straight … Oh God …”
Then one magical day …
“You’re an incredibly beautiful man …”
“Woman.”
“Sorry, force of habit …”
Despite their differences …
“What did you want to show m-… ugh. What is that?”
“That’s Mrs Bukowski. If you’re lucky, in 60 years you’ll look as hot as she does.”
Love blossomed …
“I love you, man.”
“Woman!”
“Right, right.”
Despite the objections …
“I forbid you from seeing him again.”
“I don’t care what you say, Daddy! I’m in love with him. He makes me feel things I’ve never felt before.”
“I know. I’ve slept with him, too.”
“…”
“This guy had his sexuality … transformed. We need to stop this thing before it gets out of control. What if ordinary people get transformed into .. y’know, those folk?”
“Democrats, sir?
“Exactly!”
“But, sir, surely this is a personal choice. We don’t have any right to interfere.”
“This administration sticks its nose wherever and whenever it wants to! Never forget, John.”
“Jim.”
“Whatever. Send in the troops!”
“Isn’t there a shortage of American troops in Iraq? What the hell are all of us doing in this film?”
“You’d rather have your ass shot up in Baghdad? Shut the hell up!”
No matter what happens …
“No, don’t take him, I mean, her away from me!”
True love will prevail …
A Love Story …
By Michael Bay …
LOL !
LMAO, you transformed the whole concept !!