The neurotic pickup artist.
“You must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on. And I’m not so sure that’s a good thing, what with global warming and all.”
Be a man, be decisive.
Indecision makes you look freaky.
Be a man, be un-Dida-like.
If the Brazilian goalkeeper’s right cheek is so much as touched, he will collapse in agony. Best quote: “The doctor decided he should come off because he did not know the extent of the damage and preferred to avoid any eventual risks.”
