
Lord Flasheart: The first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.

Lt. George: How … how do you mean, sir? Do you mean … do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Capt. Blackadder: I’m beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote.
(From Blackadder Goes Forth episode 4.)