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Law and order

Police procedure (Dekaranger-style):

  • Confront the suspect.
  • Announce the mission statement.
  • Shoot any videocameras in the vicinity to prevent Rodney King-type scenarios.
  • Introduce yourselves individually (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) and pose as a group.
  • Intimidate the suspect by activating helmet-mounted sirens and setting off pre-planted explosives. (Civilian casualties resulting from the latter action can be ignored since there isn’t going to be any video evidence.)

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