Seen in my comments section:
I have a suspicion — just a feeling, mind you — that this isn’t from a Manchester United fan.
I have a further suspicion this individual is lying curled in a fetal position in some dark, dusty corner somewhere, periodically removing his thumb from his mouth to whimper, “Dat ref’ree so bad wan,” post-October 24.
‘Tis a pity for the world is now denied his cutting wit and his masterful displays of avant-garde punctuation.